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יום שישי, 23 באוקטובר 2009

עוד הודעה ועוד הודעה...עד שנמאס לו

בחור אירני משאיר הודעות לחברו, החבר לא עונה
ולבסוף נשבר לו.
כרוניקה ידועה מראש.


דיבוב ההודעה:
Hi Ashley, this is David, 5 o’clock Tuesday afternoon. I don’t know what time you’re coming home. If you have time maybe we can go right into Brentwood and we can have dinner together. Can you call me back please? Bye bye.
Next Message.
Hi Ashley, this is David, its 7:30 p.m. Tuesday night. I have a missed phone call on my phone. I don’t know if you were trying to call me back, I missed you or what happened. My phone, it didn’t ring but I have your number as a missed call. If you didn’t call can you please call back again at 7:30 p.m. bye bye.
Next Message.
High Ashley, this is David, its 9 o’clock. I don’t think you can be that busy not to return my phone calls. Can you just call me for just 5 minutes and let me know if you are available to go out or if I should stop calling you and just forget about you. I thought you were a decent human being but it seems to me you are not. So I don’t know what to tell you. I thought you were someone I can talk and somebody decent. Can you just call me for 5 minutes if you are not available so I can just throw your number to the garbage?
Next Message.
Ashley, again you call and the phone is disconnected. I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with your phone. Every time you call you disconnect. I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with this phone call or the way it is. I cannot even talk to you. What is this?
Next Message.
You are fucking asshole mother fucker prostitute. You suck so many dicks, mother fucker prostitute cock sucker. You are prostitute just like your mother. You are a fucking asshole, cocksucker, mother fucker prostitute, mother fucker.
End of message.

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